Golf hilarity
0 Comments | Manawatu Standard; Palmerston North, New Zealand, Jul 19, 2010
Golf jokes
Q: Why did the golfer take an extra pair of trousers when he played?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Golfer 1: Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!
Golfer 2: Great trade.
Classic golf quotes
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”
– Dean Martin
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
– Mark Twain
Golf truths
Golf balls are like eggs: They’re white, they’re sold by the dozen . . . and a week later, you have to buy more
egg whites